'Send them out as a power move': Dude screws up huge batch of Christmas cards with a hilarious misprint

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    Font - OATS Dan White @atdanwhite Tried to use the Shutterfly mobile app to design my Christmas cards. Selected the wrong photo from my camera roll so now I have 90 of these. :
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    Eyelash - Shutterfly TER Merry Christmas The Whites Merry Christmas The Whites
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    Adding to the goofiness of the whole scenario, White claimed it was actually his neighbor's smile which graced his cards.

    Font - OATS Dan White @atdanwhite For those asking - these aren't mine. They're my neighbor Mike's teeth.
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    The company reached out to White, and he replied with a joke.

    World - Shutterfly OATS Shutterfly Replying to @atdanwhite Hi Dan! Oh no! We're so sorry to hear about your cards! Let's see what we can do to help today! Please send us a DM with your order number, email address, and the same details here so we can help! We look forward to hearing from you! 17 5 @Shutterfly Dec 14 2 882 Dan White @atdanwhite Dec 14 Replying to @Shutterfly Thanks Shutterfly. Are you still able to help me if it's my neighbor Mike's mouth not mine? I can get his credit card number
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    People in the comments seemed to adore Mike's pearly whites on the absurd holiday cards.

    Font - brewedjuice @brewedjuice Replying to @atdanwhite send them out as a power move. the whites could just be a weird way to flex your nice teeth.
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    Font - Edmond Lorts @Edmond Lorts : Replying to @atdanwhite Merry Christmas from the pearly whites. With a smile like that, you gotta show it off.
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    Mouth - Caroline Kelly @imcarolinekelly Replying to @atdanwhite This Wisdom Tooth truly chose violence 1960 :
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    Lots of people had creative ideas of how to salvage the situation.

    Font - Arne Parrott @ArneParrott Replying to @atdanwhite Hey Dan maybe you could paint them green so they look like Christmas trees?
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    Font - bex @hexed_bex Replying to @atdanwhite just write in "pearly" before your last name and it's perfect :
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    But it would be hard to explain why he sent out a photo of his neighbor's teeth, not even his own pearly whites.

    Eyebrow - BO inspector pinto @inspectorpinto Replying to @atdanwhite he SAID they're his neighbor mike's teeth ALT :
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    Font - Ghostlore @Ghostlore Replying to @atdanwhite Thats no accident. Thats a gift from the universe. Embrace it.
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    Font - Clorinda Bassolino-Meadlock @Clorinda Meadloc Replying to @atdanwhite On the 90th day of Christmas, my true love said to meee; A full set of teeth under my treee! JA
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    Font - Elizabeth West (She/Her) @ewest2015 Replying to @atdanwhite Your Christmas cards will be unforgettable! Do you honestly remember who gave you a card with a wreath vs. who gave you a card with a manger scene versus who gave you a card with a Christmas tree? Probably not. People will remember these, though!
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    Font - Sean @loving_l_i_f_e Replying to @atdanwhite In the 90s you could have just sent them out and people would have thought you were an Industrial music fan trying to say something about society
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    Organism - Miles Vorkosigan @OrCloneThereof Replying to @atdanwhite Dude, send them anyway! You can include a nice verse….. Deck the halls with x-rays dental Falalalalalalalala Hope you won't be too judgmental Falalalalalalalala As you see, I have no cavities Falalalalalalalala Wishing you Yuletide depravities Falalalalalalalala!
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    Font - Caissie @Caissie Replying to @atdanwhite and @ItsTheBrandi If I received such a card, I would treasure it.
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    Font - Mo Thrillems @DosPorUno Replying to @atdanwhite Impactful wisdom as always, Dan, thank you
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    This must become a tradition!

    Font - Bye-Don @kauaitime808 Replying to @atdanwhite I hope you send them to family and friends this year. But they'll all be disappointed next Christmas when you don't send a photo of your fractured femur or colonoscopy.
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    Font - John Nelson @OldestNerd Replying to @DontCallMeDebby and @atdanwhite All I want for Christmas is my two front "teef". Two front "teef". Two front "teef". (see Nat King Trio)
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    Nose - Marilyn Kempf @KempfMarilyn Dec 15 Replying to @atdanwhite Anyone else see a resemblance? :
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    Sky - Heather Bunkley Allen (she/her) @hkbunk Replying to @atdanwhite Just write "Mike's teeth & I send greetings." This entire thread is amazing.
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    Font - rayne @trayne_wreck · Dec 14 Replying to @atdanwhite Does nobody want to know *why* an xray of Mike's teeth is in his neighbor's camera roll? 17 2 78 Raqychayel @eggnoggin13 Dec 14 Replying to @trayne_wreck and @atdanwhite I'm curious but it's just too funny to ask ↑ :

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